Welcome
"I was voted the student most likely to become a ward of the state by my kindergarten class. Things went down hill from there."
Welcome to the site. Better known as my padded room on the web. I've developed this web site as a stage for my work. I write books and short stories, just in case you were wondering.
In Development - COMING SOON !
Born Bent Over:
And Flashing the Vertical Smile at Middle-Age
The pre-publication reviews of are just starting to come in:
Born Bent Over: Flashing the Vertical Smile at Middle Age by Brian Greenleaf is a hysterical romp through the landmine of life we Baby Boomers refer to as middle age. Written as a series of humorous essays from a male perspective, this book also appeals to the estrogen set, with chapters that will have most "menopausal mamas" nodding in agreement and doubling over with laughter. Mr. Greenleaf flexes his comedic muscle best when writing about the inevitable physical aches and pains of aging and the necessary but feared procedures. If the thought of a colonoscopy has you wincing, this book will put your mind at ease just knowing you're not alone. In fact, any book that so easily and humorously relates to real life, as this one certainly does, is a must-have if you wish to survive midlife with a smile - even if it's a vertical one." ~Julie Donner Andersen, author of Parentally Insane: Insights From The Edge ...of Midlife! and PAST: Perfect! PRESENT: Tense! Insights From One Woman's Journey as the Wife of a Widower
Not only was the ill-fated protagonist in Born Bent Over: Flashing the Vertical Smile at Middle Age condemned to a life of slip and fall accidents and unspeakable medical experiments; the boy can't sing, either. Give a listen to the Born Bent Over theme song.
Born Bent Over: And Flashing the Vertical Smile at Middle-Age ISBN: 978-0-595-51695-7
Latest Release
My latest published work is The Paramedic. The Paramedic is a Contemporary Erotic Romance with strong sexual content, explicit language and intense, graphic sexual situations unsuitable for anyone under the age of 18.
You can now Buy "The Paramedic" in paperback!
Do to the overwhelming response to the ebook, and the numerous requests we've received asking that we release "The Paramedic" in paperback, we have done just that. We are offering "The Paramedic" in paperback through the Lulu Bookstore. I am extremely proud of this book and, as such, I want it to be affordable and be read. Lulu is a safe and secure site where the book is very reasonably priced at $12.84 US, plus shipping. The ebook is also available at Lulu as a download for only $5.00.
Thank you, once again, for your support and praises for "The Paramedic."