All New For 2011! The Tenderfoot’s Guide to Family Camping
The Tenderfoot’s Guide to Family Camping has been completely revised for 2011 and is now available as an ebook! Every ebook dealer from Sony’s iPhone store to Amazon and Barnes and Noble are carrying it. Picture this: Wilderness 2011. You just bought a new tent and figured it’d be a cinch to set up. You got out of work late and arrived at the campground after dark. Ominous dark clouds are looming over your campsite. You unpack your tent only to realize that you haven’t got a clue about how it goes together and the directions are all in Mandarin Chinese. What do you do? Well, if you had a copy of this informative book on your phone or ereading device, you could simply thumb through a few chapters and be roasting marshmallows within the hour. Don’t have a copy? Well, there’s a lot to be said for sleeping in the car. Oh, you have bucket seats? The kids are loudly voicing their displeasure over sleeping in the back seat all night long? Save yourself the headache.
Available from: Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, or Sony Bookstore. Also available from Apple's iBooks app!
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Born Bent Over:Flashing the Vertical Smile at Middle Age
If you have more hair in your brush than on your head, are serenaded while getting out of bed every morning by the snap, crackle, pop concerto played by your joints, and have beer hangovers that last for days, welcome to middle age. Born Bent Over takes you through the life altering, often humiliating, and always hysterical trials and tribulations of a man coming to grips with the inevitable realities of middle age. This no-holds-barred look at life after forty takes a light hearted approach to the fact that we're not getting any younger. Whether our intrepid narrator navigates the uncomfortable reality of a colonoscopy, wrestles with too many memory lapses, or battles the ever-increasing paunch around his middle, he never loses his stellar sense of humor. Hilarious and upbeat, Born Bent Over tells is like it is from the trenches of growing older from someone who knows it best. Hitch up your britches, put down that golf club, and pour yourself a nice cold beverage to celebrate the middle-aged milestone!
Mark McGinty at The Boggle said, "Filled with hilarious and sometimes touching essays on life-after-midlife-crisis, Greenleaf is a witty storyteller whose good-natured sarcasm draws you into a miserable existence filled with charming anecdotes of mid-life wretchedness."
Julie Donner Anderson said, "Written as a series of humorous essays from a male perspective, this book also appeals to the estrogen set, with chapters that will have most "menopausal mamas" nodding in agreement and doubling over with laughter."
Available in paperback at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and iUniverse.
Not only was the ill-fated protagonist in Born Bent Over: Flashing the Vertical Smile at Middle Age condemned to a life of slip and fall accidents and unspeakable medical experiments; the boy can't sing, either. Give a listen to the Born Bent Over theme song.
The Paramedic
The Paramedic is a Contemporary Erotic Romance with strong sexual content, explicit language and intense, graphic sexual situations unsuitable for anyone under the age of 18.
Steamy hot sex and a gripping, totally believable storyline make up this heart wrenching tale of love lost and lives shattered. After a devastating divorce, Doc had all but given up on life. His work and his friends were his only connection to the world outside his barren apartment. Kim was a lonely grad student. She, too, was no stranger to the pain and betrayal of divorce; cast off by the man she trusted and thought would love her forever. Their close proximity, shared grief and a medical emergency brought them together. Can their new found passion sustain them?
Calinda McBride-Moonlight Interludes "I've read and reviewed a great many erotic romances in my career, but "The Paramedic" truly took me totally by surprise. This story has all the elements necessary to make it erotica, (and then some), but it's the realism of this story and the very authentic characters that sets it apart. I honestly couldn't put this one down. Greenleaf's writing is so smooth and detailed that each character had a face and a personality etched in my mind. I honestly had the feeling that I was right there with Doc and his friends. Keep an eye on the best sellers lists; I'd bet this one makes it to the top. The Paramedic is contemporary erotic romance at its' very essence. Five Stars! Turn up the air conditioning. This book is steaming."
Glenda K. Bauerle, The Romance Studio ""This was actually an excellent story. The feelings one might have after a divorce; the disappointment in having your spouse not be the person you thought he or she might be, the lack of trust one might develop in the aftermath of such emotional pain. The author writes in a particularly fluid manner; very eloquent, and with lots of humor. But the central core, I felt, of this tale is about a group of friends who care very much for each other, their relationships inside that group (and that includes indulging in some wild hot sex), and the importance of those friends in one's life. Survival has a lot to do with being able to share unhappiness and knowing you have friends who care about your well being. A must for all readers enjoying a good relationship story."
Available in paperback at Lulu.com and Amazon.com.