Born Bent Over:Flashing the Vertical Smile at Middle Age
From Amazon:.... If you have more hair in your brush than on your head, are serenaded while getting out of bed every morning by the snap, crackle, pop concerto played by your joints, and have beer hangovers that last for days, welcome to middle age. Born Bent Over takes you through the life altering, often humiliating, and always hysterical trials and tribulations of a man coming to grips with the inevitable realities of middle age. This no-holds-barred look at life after forty takes a light hearted approach to the fact that we're not getting any younger. Whether our intrepid narrator navigates the uncomfortable reality of a colonoscopy, wrestles with too many memory lapses, or battles the ever-increasing paunch around his middle, he never loses his stellar sense of humor. Hilarious and upbeat, Born Bent Over tells is like it is from the trenches of growing older from someone who knows it best. Hitch up your britches, put down that golf club, and pour yourself a nice cold beverage to celebrate the middle-aged milestone!
The Paramedic
Steamy hot sex and a gripping, totally believable storyline make up this heart wrenching tale of love lost and lives shattered.
After a devastating divorce, Doc had all but given up on life. His work and his friends were his only connection to the world outside his barren apartment.
Kim was a lonely grad student. She, too, was no stranger to the pain and betrayal of divorce; cast off by the man she trusted and thought would love her forever.
Their close proximity, shared grief and a medical emergency brought them together.
Can their new found passion sustain them?
The Paramedic is a Contemporary Erotic Romance with strong sexual content, explicit language and intense, graphic sexual situations unsuitable for anyone under the age of 18.